LoLoLoL
Oh the horror!
Very funny!
I must have witnessed an asshole
while on vacation down in Florida
when I was at a club or something.
Stud For A Day
Welcome back my friends
To the show that will never end
As he stands tall and ready to defend
Defend the insecure mass of muscle
Surrounding his shallow means of talk & hustle
He approaches his prey with an unscrupulous array
Of heartless remarks in every way
His couth is as smooth as a sharks tooth
And his wit won't fool you a bit
Here there's only one set of rules
That is my dear, to please the family jewels
If you's are both willing
It could be most fulfilling
You will find he will be extremely kind
Until the doc says you're in a bind
He stalks the beach with the cunning of a snake
Looking for someone on the make
It's been a losing day for the champ
So he picks up and moves camp
The days' over and the wars were tough
Not a one fell for his bluff
So now he heads for home all alone
Me, myself and a big huge bone
"I wanted all of you, as you can see,
But you sent me home blue as could be"
He wants to die as he starts to fly
This must be the worst of times
All alone with no dates
His friends are out and his parents are gone
As he warms the bowl and masturbates
He thinks to himself, tomorrow will be better
The girls will be wetter and ready to go
As he pumps his iron and smokes his blow
"I'll keep tryin' and I will succeed
I'll get my baby yes indeed"
"The real world is wrong
I knew it all along"
"They should all come forth and let it be
So I'll keep pumping 'til they come to me"
"They don't know what their missin'
It's me they should be kissin'"
"I don't understand their way
I work on my body everyday"
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